4 days til showtime.
- CD is compiled
- Props are made
- 1 of 2 routines polished
- 9/10 finished with costumes.
- Mini announcements decided upon (limericks, anecdotes, games and small talk)
The Creation of A Pussy
Seven wise men with knowledge so fine,
created a pussy to their design.
First was a butcher,
with smart wit,
using a knife,
he gave it a slit,
Second was a carpenter,
strong and bold,
with a hammer and chisel,
he gave it a hole,
Third was a tailor,
tall and thin,
by using red velvet,
he lined it within,
Fourth was a hunter,
short and stout,
with a piece of fox fur,
he lined it without,
Fifth was a fisherman,
nasty as hell,
threw in a fish and gave it a smell,
Sixth was a preacher,
whose name was McGee,
he touched it and blessed it,
and said it could pee,
Last was a sailor,
dirty little runt,
he sucked it fucked it,
and called it a cunt.
Seven wise men with knowledge so fine,
created a pussy to their design.
First was a butcher,
with smart wit,
using a knife,
he gave it a slit,
Second was a carpenter,
strong and bold,
with a hammer and chisel,
he gave it a hole,
Third was a tailor,
tall and thin,
by using red velvet,
he lined it within,
Fourth was a hunter,
short and stout,
with a piece of fox fur,
he lined it without,
Fifth was a fisherman,
nasty as hell,
threw in a fish and gave it a smell,
Sixth was a preacher,
whose name was McGee,
he touched it and blessed it,
and said it could pee,
Last was a sailor,
dirty little runt,
he sucked it fucked it,
and called it a cunt.
A series of unfortunate events has cut my promotion time by 2 weeks. I've had to drop out of producing a brunch show next month, and progress of the collaboration between miss Mourna Handful and myself also suffered through neglect.
Costume wise, I think I'm going to start working with snaps more. Walking wardrobe malfunction that I am, it's easy to correct with effort.
Hopefully I'll be writing in 5 days about how yesterday was the best show of my life and a turning point in my performance history and production efforts. Fingers Crossed.
